Dark Days have come

Dear Denizens of the Lebanese internet. I am interrupting the regular transmission of Bazella W Riz to bring to you some very sad and deeply disturbing news... The Boobies are gone.

Located between the Dawra and Jal El Dib bridges adjacent to the McDonalds, the boobies which were the highlight of my daily commute to and from work have been destroyed. Beirut Drive By-Shooting reports:

The Horror!

Who could have perpetrated such an act? 

Who could have taken the boobies from us?

I am beyond words at this point and my thoughts go out to all the boobie-less commuters in the coming days. 

Three Suspects are under suspicion for this crime.

1. Radical feminists:

2. Radical Religious Fanatics

Oh yes, I went there.

3. Radical Seagulls

  Mother-fucking Sea-gulls

The dark hands of intolerance to awesome boobage have struck again. We shall remember this day with  a commemorative mural and a quote from the founding fathers. May your days see better boobies.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and Boobies.

 You are all under abreast! YEAAAHHH!