Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Bazella W riz Research

We wanted to know how many people pull their underwear and pants all the way down to their ankles when they go to the bathroom. We decided to apply some science to get some answers!

mmmm, science

We hit up Hamra street to survey people's bathroom going attitudes. We took a videocam but sadly someone confiscated our footage. Something about public exposure and indecency. What follows is a transcript of events.

BWR: Ma'm do you pull your pants all the way to your ankles when you pee?
Lady 1: What the fuck! Get out of the dressing room.
BWR: (while being dragged out) By the way, that dress makes your ass look fat.

BWR: Do you pull your pants to your ankles when you pee!
Kid 1: I'm a baby I don't even wear pants. lol.

BWR: Miss do you pull your underwear to your ankles when you pee
Lady 2: I'm not wearing any panties ;)
BWR: I... right.

BWR: Sir we are conducting important research on Lebanese bathroom habits would you care to participate.
Dude 1: Would you mind talking to someone else, I'm kinda in the middle of something.
BWR: Excellent, the question is do you pull your underwear and pants all the way to your ankles when in the bathroom?
Dude 1: I, what? Listen I really can't talk right now. Can't you see I'm  trying to direct traffic here.
BWR: It's just one question
Dude 1: You little fuckers, stop that! give me back my hat!
BWR: It's for SCIENCE! the fate of our future is in your hands.
Dude 1: Fuck, fine I pull them all the way down.
BWR: That is disgusting, how can you live with yourself! (Yelling) Hey everyone, this guy here wipes his underwear on the floor when he pees!
And that was when we lost the camera.



Hummus Nation said...

LMAO!!! Hilarious!!!

Anonymous said...

Indeed! :)

Mohammad Nourallah said...


Sako said...

After a very rough day... this was a great laugh :D

Maya said...

I second Sako! Missed u lukewarm :D

lukewarm said...

Thank you everyone, Your comments are really heart-warming :

Anonymous said...


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