As I write these words down right now I am actually also eating a delicious triple whopper with cheese, so needless to say I am not interested in such trivial things as health and transforming human beings into giant walking talking cows, But for those of you who are, this is Lukewarm's making vegetarianism fun!
Making Vegetarianism fun!
Let's start with an average vegetarian meal say a Caesar salad. According to Wikipedia:
"A Caesar salad has romaine lettuce and croutons dressed with parmesan cheese, lemon juice, olive oil, egg, Worcestershire sauce, and black pepper. It may be prepared tableside."
Now to help with your transition I'm going to give you some suggestions to make this vegetarian dish much more fulfilling.
Step 1: remove the croutons
Step 2: remove the parmesan cheese
Step 3: remove the egg
Step 4: add some salt
Step 5: Place a cooked steak in the middle of the plate
Et voila! you can now enjoy a much tastier and improved dish that will make you sigh with orgasmic satisfaction.