Monday, December 28, 2009

Post Celebration detox

I've heard several of my yellow bellied pathetic wimps of friends telling me over and over again that as soon as the vacation season is over, they will be going into a food detox and will be turning into vegetarians.

As I write these words down right now I am actually also eating a delicious triple whopper with cheese, so needless to say I am not interested in such trivial things as health and transforming human beings into giant walking talking cows, But for those of you who are, this is Lukewarm's making vegetarianism fun!

Making Vegetarianism fun!

 Let's start with an average vegetarian meal say a Caesar salad. According to Wikipedia:

"A Caesar salad has romaine lettuce and croutons dressed with parmesan cheese, lemon juice, olive oil, egg, Worcestershire sauce, and black pepper. It may be prepared tableside."

Now to help with your transition I'm going to give you some suggestions to make this vegetarian dish much more fulfilling.

Step 1: remove the croutons
Step 2: remove the parmesan cheese
Step 3: remove the egg
Step 4: add some salt 
Step 5:  Place a cooked steak in the middle of the plate

Et voila! you can now enjoy a much tastier and improved dish that will make you sigh with orgasmic satisfaction. 



Maya said...

Hahaha @ "Place a cooked steak in the middle of the plate" You're so funny!
Ppl always think I'm a vegetarian/vegan, no idea why! Us humans didn't reach the top of the food chain to eat lettuce!

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