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Pfff...you would be a househusband if you could! Imagine being able to read, write, work in the garden, work on puzzles or do whatever else you want and the only things you have to make sure of is that the house is clean and there is food available in the evening! What a dream! BTW...just because I want to be a housewife doesn't mean I will be stupid...I will just go about my life at my own pace.
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IF I MARRY A MILLIONAIRE, DOES THAT MEAN I DONT NEED TO FINISH THESIS?? :D
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