Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving!

Ah Thanksgiving! A holiday meant to celebrate the merciless massacre of Indians and the birth of the greatest country in the World. America!

pictured above: one suave motherfucker

But that is not all that this holiday is about. It is also about recognizing what you have and being thankful for it. So this thanksgiving I will be listing a few things I'm thankful for.

I'm Thankful I'm not an orphan,
I'm thankful I'm not an amputee.
I'm thankful I'm not a quadriplegic,
I'm thankful I don't have an ugly face,
I'm thankful my uncle didn't rape me,
I'm thankful I'm not Michael Jackson,
I'm thankful I am not a Woman,
I'm thankful I don't have to sell my body for food,
I'm thankful I'm not blind,
and finally, I'm thankful I'm getting drunk while your reading this post. That is damn awesome.



Anonymous said...

An Ominous

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