Happy Thanksgiving!

Ah Thanksgiving! A holiday meant to celebrate the merciless massacre of Indians and the birth of the greatest country in the World. America!

pictured above: one suave motherfucker

But that is not all that this holiday is about. It is also about recognizing what you have and being thankful for it. So this thanksgiving I will be listing a few things I'm thankful for.

I'm Thankful I'm not an orphan,

I'm thankful I'm not an amputee.

I'm thankful I'm not a quadriplegic,

I'm thankful I don't have an ugly face,

I'm thankful my uncle didn't rape me,

I'm thankful I'm not Michael Jackson,

I'm thankful I am not a Woman,

I'm thankful I don't have to sell my body for food,

I'm thankful I'm not blind,

and finally, I'm thankful I'm getting drunk while your reading this post. That is damn awesome.

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