Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Surprising Offer!

I was given a pamphlet outside AUB today offering fantastic surprise gifts with every laptop!

Now every society reaches a point when you just know that you've hit rock bottom, when companies start giving out mice and movie tickets to get you to buy their laptops then it's pretty clear that somewhere things have gone terribly wrong.

Pro-tip Multi-media megastore, people want to buy laptops because they're fucking laptops, and throwing in a 10 dollar mouse to sweeten the pot isn't going to win you that many customers.

Why not focus on selling cheaper shitty hardware from China instead of giving out stocks of mice that you tried to push on people and no one wanted so you're now giving them out with laptops!




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