I'm coming down with something wicked. My head hurts, my eyes are heavy, I have blurry vision and my ears are on fire. (That last part was done intentionally).
Most people would look on this situation with pessimism but not me!
I realize that I've been granted a golden opportunity to get thinner!
I miss you penis :(
I'm officially going into hibernation for the day. Too bad I will miss Maya Zankouls visit to AUB but I've been long due in reuniting with my nether regions.
So dear reader, after finishing my last cup of warm goat blood, I bid you adieu for at least a day.