Monday, October 26, 2009

She wears short skirts

Someone needs to get a hold of tailor swift's new song before she destroys the dreams and aspirations of every teenage girl in the world.

There is a reason why the guy in the song is dating the girl in the high heels, it's because she looks like this

And you look like this

Now if it isn't clear by this point, let me spell it out. It doesn't matter if you have a connection with the guy or not. If you want a man, you better start strutting, get a boob job, and act like a total slut. Flashing him has also proven to increase the chance of a relationship by 100%.

You should realize that the entire premise of the song, that " what you are looking for has been here the whole time" is the equivalent of saying that you are a bag of potatoes. If he doesn't feel like sticking his manhood into you you'll never get him.



Maya said...

Haha I found the lyrics odd when I heard the song on the radio. Didn't know it's Taylor Swift. I like your realistic approach on this – as usual! :)

lukewarm said...

Thanks again Maya! you need to stop spoiling me with all these awesome comments. Still lovin ur style.

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