Happy eid everyone!

Hey! It's that time of year again, the time when family tensions hit their peaks, and your sister in law starts looking super fine!

We'd like to take a moment of your festive making this year to remind you to appreciate the things you have. To think of those who are spending this joyous time in less than fortunate circumstances, with an emotionally abusive father, and a mother who loves your their brother more than she loves you them. Families where the idea of a great get together involves hours of excruciating haggling between your aunts over who's son is now the bigger douchetard in life. And great experiences where you can all sit around a warmly decorated table while your grandma does cocaine shots in the guest bathroom, and your little baby cousin is licking some vaguely red coloured liquid from off the floor while his parents ignore him because they are too busy giving each other bitter stares of mutual loathing. ah good times

Vault:
Today's vault is borrowed from another Lebanese blogger, who was at the same high school I went to .

I give you: Jumblat's interview with playboy!